Kevin / Coughlin / Brooke / Bundy / Lawrence / P. / Casey / Jo / Ann / Harris / Michael / Greer / Sebastian / Brook / Jack / Starrett / Richard / Webb / Eloise / Hardt / Jeanne / Baird / Bruce / Kessler
Danny and Elliot avoid military service by pretending to be gay, but they have to act the part when the recruiting officer doesn't buy it.
